Teens upload video of driving with ass crack

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Teens upload video of driving with ass crack

Saint John — There’s an old proverb that says God protects fools and children. In the case of a couple of teens from Saint John, it appears to be two out of two. A teenage daring duo of have uploaded a video of them driving down Route 1 toward Saint John operating a motor vehicle in a very dangerous fashion. This video is…

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‘Anglophone rights’ promoters can finally find each other

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: ‘Anglophone rights’ promoters can finally find each other

Moncton — It’s often said that it pays to advertise, and it seems as though a group of anglophones in Moncton have caught onto the well-known axiom. In a move that has outraged and incensed citizens, a local anglophone rights group has posted a sign advertising an upcoming meeting. “Honestly, it’s pretty hard to find…

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Trump: Send Pokémon back to Canada

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Trump: Send Pokémon back to Canada

Cleveland — In a statement met with uproarious approval from Republican delegates, Donald Trump has proposed rounding up and deporting an estimated 60 million undocumented wild Pokémon presently at large in the United States. While there is no clear evidence regarding the origin of the battling beasts, the Republican presidential candidate is asserting that they are illegal migrants…

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Confederation Bridge keeps PEI from floating away

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Confederation Bridge keeps PEI from floating away

Cape Jourimain — The latest release of classified documents from secret-leaking site Wikileaks has revealed shocking information about Canada’s smallest province. Top secret government reports uploaded today show that the province of Prince Edward Island has been gradually drifting out to sea for the past 150 years. Moreover, the true reason behind the construction of the Confederation…

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Renowned chef’s secret: mixing delicious stuff together

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Renowned chef’s secret: mixing delicious stuff together

Corn Hill — Put tasty stuff in a bowl, mix it up, and usually you’ll get something that’s super-tasty. That’s the recipe for being a nationally renowned chef according to New Brunswick’s newest Food Network Canada star, Fabrice Gourmandises. The former dairy farmer has gone from milking the cows to bilking the crowds at his southern New Brunswick…

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Maroon 5: this summer not expected to hurt like a mother-effer

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Maroon 5: this summer not expected to hurt like a mother-effer

Fredericton — For anyone who was discouraged by last summer’s weather, the Los Angeles pop band Maroon 5 has good news for you. In a forecast just released today, the band’s lead singer Adam Levine is predicting that New Brunswick’s summer is not expected to “hurt like a mother-effer.” This forecast stands in stark contrast to the band’s…

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Parlee Beach seeing huge increase in cake by the ocean

Parlee Beach seeing huge increase in cake by the oceanFrom Shawn on “The Manatee”: Parlee Beach seeing huge increase in cake by the ocean

Shediac — This summer, an increasing number of people are ignoring the well-known axiom to avoid eating 30 minutes before swimming — especially at New Brunswick’s beaches. Due to a widely known and often misunderstood pop song, a high percentage of visitors to Parlee Beach are bringing super-sweet confections to the park each day to enjoy “cake by the ocean.” However, the sudden…

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Saint John’s historic bandstand stolen from King’s Square

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Saint John’s historic bandstand stolen from King’s Square

Saint John — It’s often said that opportunity makes a thief, and that appears to be the case with a famous Saint John  landmark. Last night, somewhere between the hours of 2 and 4 a.m., thieves made off with one of the city’s most iconic structures — the bandstand in King’s Square in uptown Saint John….

The King Edward VII Memorial Bandstand, before and after the theft.

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