Saint John ‘broke’, moving in with Rothesay and Quispamsis

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Saint John ‘broke’, moving in with Rothesay and Quispamsis

Saint John — Groucho Marx once said, “I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” And according to the balance sheet of the city of Saint John, Mayor Don Darling can relate. On Thursday, Darling made the blunt announcement that the city of Saint John is completely “broke,” and the…

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Suspected child ‘draws’ mean picture

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Suspected child ‘draws’ mean picture

Moncton — An unidentified emotionally disturbed child is the leading suspect in a harassment and littering incident in Moncton this past weekend. Finance Minister Cathy Rogers and newly minted Liberal nominee Courtney Pringle-Carver were startled on Sunday to find hundreds of crude scribblings purporting to be the two women strewn around their neighbourhoods. The so-called…

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Donald Arseneault stops wearing pants

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Donald Arseneault stops wearing pants

Fredericton — In a surprising — but not that surprising — turn of events, former deputy premier Donald Arseneault has abandoned the conventional practice of wearing pants. On Wednesday, Arseneault said that now that he’s no longer in cabinet, he feels that he should be less constrained — especially on his bottom half. “There’s no…

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Report: Gen-X parents used to wear costumes over snowsuits

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Report: Gen-X parents used to wear costumes over snowsuits

Atlantic Canada — A new report today revealed that “Gen-X” Atlantic Canadians are making astonishing and implausible claims about past Halloweens in the region. Social media is ablaze with reports from East Coasters born between 1964 and 1984, claiming that Halloween used to be so snowy and cold that they had to wear their costumes over…

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Former minister caught lobbying himself

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Former minister caught lobbying himself

Fredericton — Donald Arseneault admitted today that he has been caught publicly lobbying himself during a visit to Ottawa last week. In a contrite press scrum, the former minister admitted that he had recently wined and dined himself while making overtures on behalf of his clients. This news comes on the heels of a CBC…

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Gallant visiting lieutenant-governor to watch ‘The Walking Dead’ premiere

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Gallant visiting lieutenant-governor to watch ‘The Walking Dead’ premiere

Fredericton — New Brunswick Premier Brian Gallant revealed today that he is paying a visit to the lieutenant-governor, but it’s not for the reason some political pundits are wishing for. Many thought that the premier’s media advisory about his visit to Jocelyne Roy-Vienneau may herald an early election. However, Gallant clarified on Monday morning that they…

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New Brunswick hires Sears engraving kiosks to print new driver’s licences

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: New Brunswick hires Sears engraving kiosks to print new driver’s licences

Fredericton — While many are still absorbing the impending collapse of another Canadian retail giant, the government of New Brunswick is continuing to “expect more” from Sears Canada. Even though Sears Canada said Tuesday that it plans to close its remaining 130 Canadian outlets, Opportunities New Brunswick is doubling down on its recent partnership with…

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Halifax is #1 city for rattails

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Halifax is #1 city for rattails

Halifax — While Orkin has triggered St. John’s residents over their naming of the city as the ‘rattiest’ place in Atlantic Canada, a different association revealed Halifax to be the leader in a different rat category. The Atlantic Association of Barbers and Hairstylists have named Halifax as the number one city for rattails — a…

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