Report: Teenage son not doing anything in there

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Moncton — The old saying goes, “When one door closes, another one opens.” But that is not the case with 16-year-old Moncton teen Brandon Jackson. The young man has started to spend extended periods of time behind closed doors in his parents’ home. But, according to a new report from Jackson himself, he’s not doing…

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Brian Gallant’s secret tapes leaked to media

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Fredericton — On the heels of the release of secret recordings between U.S. President Donald Trump and his personal fixer Michael Cohen, a similar leak in New Brunswick is making the premier go prematurely grey. In a hair-raising revelation, new recordings released today to the Legislative press gallery show that the youthful premier has a…

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Trudeau adds New Brunswick dog to cabinet

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Ottawa — Days of dogged speculation has finally ended with the Trudeau government’s announcement of a new 30-person cabinet. And, New Brunswick has earned an enviable third spot in the PM’s inner circle. However, the novice unelected New Brunswicker in cabinet has tongues wagging across the country. Today, Trudeau lifted his leg on parliamentary conventions and…

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American: More of us would move to Canada if it wasn’t for ‘all of them commies’

American: More of us would move to Canada if it wasn’t for ‘all of them commies’From Shawn on “The Manatee”: American: More of us would move to Canada if it wasn’t for ‘all of them commies’

U.S. Border — Despite the turmoil and outrage in the United States, crossing the river from Calais to St. Stephen is still a bridge too far for most Americans. Since U.S. president Donald Trump’s summit with Russian president Vladimir Putin on Monday, there has been a noticeable spike in Americans searching for a new place…

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BREAKING: Woman climbs Big Potato in New Brunswick

BREAKING: Woman climbs Big Potato in New BrunswickFrom Shawn on “The Manatee”: BREAKING: Woman climbs Big Potato in New Brunswick

Maugerville — A local foodie is trying to take the starch out of keto diet advocates. One hour ago, a Doaktown woman climbed to the top of the “Big Potato” in Maugerville to protest the popular high-fat, low-carb ketogenic diet. And, she’s not coming down until Canadians start making carbohydrates great again. “It’s time to revive…

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Lobster fishermen now only able to catch lobster from shore

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Caraquet — The Department of Fisheries and Oceans has revealed the most restrictive measures so far on lobster fishing in New Brunswick. But, New Brunswick lobster fishermen are saying that when scrutinized, DFO’s latest plan to save the whales doesn’t hold water. In a news release, DFO said today that lobster fishermen are no longer…

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Superstore reveals new self-serve checkout software was a prank

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Halifax — The jig is up at Real Atlantic Superstores across Atlantic Canada. Yesterday, it was revealed that what started out as a cynical prank by the programmers simply got out of hand and snowballed into a massive failure. Loblaws rolled out new self-serve checkout software to its Atlantic locations in early May. Since then,…

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Maritimers mistaking licence plates for peel-off lotto tickets

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Moncton — The mystery behind peeling licence plates in the Maritime provinces has been solved. But, the truth behind “plate-gate” unfortunately isn’t the ticket to stopping the problem. In recent years, the Atlantic provinces have all been stumped about the cause of so many peeling licence plates. It turns out the answer can be traced…

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