From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Trump to break up with Canada, trade with ‘younger, hotter’ country
Washington D.C. — During his daily 5 a.m. poop tweet session on Sunday morning, U.S. President Donald Trump shocked Canadians by musing openly about walking out on Canada to trade with a “younger, hotter” country. “Canada is 150 years old?” he tweeted. “Didn’t realize, wow…so old, hardly ever warm. Need to start trading with younger,…
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Listicle: Top 10 other clubs Justin Trudeau joined this week
From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Listicle: Top 10 other clubs Justin Trudeau joined this week
Ottawa — This past week, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau garnered delight and scorn as he became the newest member of “Gary’s Hug Club” on CBC Kids. After word of his new membership in Gary’s Hug Club lit up the Internet, the prime minister joined a number of other lesser-known clubs in an effort to reach…
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Baby boomers throw shade at new tax on ‘Transitions’ lenses
From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Baby boomers throw shade at new tax on ‘Transitions’ lenses
Fredericton — Many New Brunswick baby boomers are wearing their sunglasses at night due to the rampant popularity of Transitions prescription glasses. However, many feel the government is going to switch the blade on the guy in shades by introducing a new luxury tax on the lightless lenses. “We used to the think the government…
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Report: New Brunswickers skeptical about existence of ‘ellipticals’
From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Report: New Brunswickers skeptical about existence of ‘ellipticals’
Saint John — In an online landscape full of fake news and media uncertainty, there is a new mystery concerning New Brunswick that is spreading around the Internet like a virus. On Wednesday, Google Trends released a report of the most often misspelled words in Canada by province. While Nova Scotians wrecked “yacht,” “colour” confounded Ontarians, and…
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Climate withdraws from Donald Trump
From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Climate withdraws from Donald Trump
Washington D.C. — In an unprecedented move that has scientists puzzled and the Secret Service reeling, the climate of planet Earth has withdrawn from U.S. president Donald Trump. Now, as the president is kept alive by golden tanks of the most luxurious oxygen that money can buy, scientists are working feverishly to make the American respirate again. “I’ve…
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Theatre company wants to open ‘Fame Saint John’
From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Theatre company wants to open ‘Fame Saint John’
Saint John — Famed urban activist Jane Jacobs once said new ideas need old buildings, and few buildings in the Port City are older than the Sydney Street courthouse. Now, the Saint John Theatre Company is proposing to transform the courthouse’s halls of justice into a dance hall. The company’s director is hoping to fulfill a…
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A bunch of places that everyone thought were one place already decide not to amalgamate
From Shawn on “The Manatee”: A bunch of places that everyone thought were one place already decide not to amalgamate
Lamèque-Miscou — A bunch of little New Brunswick places that everyone thought were one place already decided not to amalgamate this past Monday. On May 15, “citizens” of Cap-Bateau, Coteau Road, Haut-Lamèque, Lamèque, Miscou, Petite-Lamèque, Paroisse Ste-Cécile, Pigeon Hill, Paroisse Shippagan, Pointe-Alexandre, Pointe-Canot and Sainte-Marie-Saint-Raphaël were asked to vote on forming into one big place. However, 54.7 percent…
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Sources: Trump revealed his PIN code to Russians
From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Sources: Trump revealed his PIN code to Russians
Washington D.C. — Only hours after it was revealed that Trump gave classified information to the Russians, new allegations against U.S. President Donald Trump are coming to light. Sources now are saying that Trump also gave the Russian foreign minister his personal identification number (PIN) code for his private bank account during the same meeting….
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