Trudeau and Scheer face off in the first Manatee Leaders’ Debate

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Trudeau and Scheer face off in the first Manatee Leaders’ Debate

New Brunswick — As the campaign closes in on its final days, the election race is tied neck-and-neck between Liberal loverboy Justin Trudeau and Conservative captain Andrew Scheer. Last night, the leaders of Canada’s political parties hit the hustings for their first live debate with badass moderator Hugh Manatee. Watch Hugh ask the tough questions…

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N.B. apologizes to Jagmeet Singh for not caring about NDP

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: N.B. apologizes to Jagmeet Singh for not caring about NDP

Saint John — Just days after a heartfelt and sincere apology from Jagmeet Singh for not visiting New Brunswick before the election was called, New Brunswickers are now also apologizing to him for not losing any sleep over it in the first place. The party’s leader — who until very recently had no candidates running…

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New ‘orangeface’ picture of Trudeau emerges

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: New ‘orangeface’ picture of Trudeau emerges

Ottawa — Just days after “brownface” and “blackface” pictures emerged causing a political firestorm in the Trudeau campaign, a new photo of the prime minister in controversial makeup has emerged. This time, the relatively recent photo depicts Trudeau wearing orange makeup on his face with a ridiculous blondish wig covering his hair. The photo was…

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Reduce immigration of Maxime Bernier, say NB’ers

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Reduce immigration of Maxime Bernier, say NB’ers

Saint John — As Canada’s own Trump-wannabe starts his election campaign stops in New Brunswick today, a group of citizens want to make sure he feels unwelcome in the Picture Province. In fact, they want to make sure that People’s Party Leader Maxime Bernier — best known for his denial of climate change, use of…

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Politicians reveal campaign promises to ‘The Manatee News’

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Politicians reveal campaign promises to ‘The Manatee News’

An author once wrote that, “Liars make the best promises.” And Canadians are about to hear a lot of promises from our political leaders over the next 6 weeks. Our intrepid reporter, Hugh Manatee, went to the streets of Canada today to ask voters what promises they expect from politicians during this election campaign. And,…

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Report: Every goddamn road is under construction

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Report: Every goddamn road is under construction

Saint John — In a social media post released earlier today, a New Brunswick man claimed that every “goddamn road in the effin’ province” is under construction. Moreover, he advised that said construction is really “pissing [him] off” and he alleged that now it takes him “forever” to get to and from work each day….

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Justin Trudeau talks about SNC-Lavalin scandal on ‘The Manatee Political Panel’

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Justin Trudeau talks about SNC-Lavalin scandal on ‘The Manatee Political Panel’

Ottawa — What’s black and white and totally obvious? That the Prime Minister’s Office attempted to intervene in SNC-Lavalin’s criminal prosecution last year. Says who? Well, like everybody…including the federal ethics commissioner who investigated the allegations. So, what does the dashing, young celebrity prime minister have to say for himself? Today, Trudeau granted an exclusive…

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‘Git Up’-related injuries overwhelming hospitals

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: ‘Git Up’-related injuries overwhelming hospitals

New Brunswick — Horizon Health Network is encouraging New Brunswickers to use extreme caution when listening to hit music this summer. One chart-topping “country rap” song is the source of a dramatic increase in serious injuries overwhelming New Brunswick hospitals in recent weeks. “Generally speaking, most New Brunswickers are out of shape and haven’t done…

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