The Manatee Political Panel – Election Edition

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Welcome to another edition of The Manatee Political Panel from The Manatee News in New Brunswick. Today, we have a special election debate between the leaders of New Brunswick’s political parties who are all campaigning for your support in the 2018 provincial election. Which leader will you support? Let our lead anchor Hugh Manatee help…

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Gallant run over by campaign bus doing ‘In My Feelings’ challenge

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Saint John — Rule number one of New Brunswick political campaigns may now be: make sure you have a backup plan in case your leader gets hit by a bus — figuratively or literally. In an epic display of Darwinism and pandering, New Brunswick Liberal Leader Brian Gallant was run down today by his own…

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Bus riders suggest ways to improve Saint John transit service

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Saint John — While some Port City bus riders might feel like they are travelling in a limo that’s 40 feet long, it seems that many more have several suggestions on how to make the city’s bus service better. And, while some ideas are more practical than others, the Transit Authority says it’s listening to…

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Shit levels low enough today to swim at Parlee Beach again

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Shediac — It’s not bullshit. After three days of “no swimming” advisories at Parlee Beach Provincial Park, the government says that shit contamination levels once again are low enough to enjoy a wonderful day of swimming. However, officials are saying to watch out for advisories because the levels of bacteria from human shit can rise…

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Report: Teenage son not doing anything in there

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Moncton — The old saying goes, “When one door closes, another one opens.” But that is not the case with 16-year-old Moncton teen Brandon Jackson. The young man has started to spend extended periods of time behind closed doors in his parents’ home. But, according to a new report from Jackson himself, he’s not doing…

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Brian Gallant’s secret tapes leaked to media

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Fredericton — On the heels of the release of secret recordings between U.S. President Donald Trump and his personal fixer Michael Cohen, a similar leak in New Brunswick is making the premier go prematurely grey. In a hair-raising revelation, new recordings released today to the Legislative press gallery show that the youthful premier has a…

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Trudeau adds New Brunswick dog to cabinet

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Ottawa — Days of dogged speculation has finally ended with the Trudeau government’s announcement of a new 30-person cabinet. And, New Brunswick has earned an enviable third spot in the PM’s inner circle. However, the novice unelected New Brunswicker in cabinet has tongues wagging across the country. Today, Trudeau lifted his leg on parliamentary conventions and…

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American: More of us would move to Canada if it wasn’t for ‘all of them commies’

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U.S. Border — Despite the turmoil and outrage in the United States, crossing the river from Calais to St. Stephen is still a bridge too far for most Americans. Since U.S. president Donald Trump’s summit with Russian president Vladimir Putin on Monday, there has been a noticeable spike in Americans searching for a new place…

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