Climate withdraws from Donald Trump

item-thumbnailFrom Shawn on “The Manatee”: Climate withdraws from Donald Trump

Washington D.C. — In an unprecedented move that has scientists puzzled and the Secret Service reeling, the climate of planet Earth has withdrawn from U.S. president Donald Trump. Now, as the president is kept alive by golden tanks of the most luxurious oxygen that money can buy, scientists are working feverishly to make the American respirate again. “I’ve…

Source: The Manatee
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