Man with ‘micropenis’ sought in Université de Moncton email crime

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Man with ‘micropenis’ sought in Université de Moncton email crime

Moncton — Codiac Regional RCMP are confirming that a man with a very small — possibly invisible — micropenis is being sought in connection to a case of hateful emails sent to students at the Université de Moncton. Over the weekend, vicious and sexually explicit emails targeting a woman at the Université de Moncton were sent to a large portion of the university’s…

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BREAKING: Clinton won, wrong envelopes opened

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: BREAKING: Clinton won, wrong envelopes opened

Washington D.C. — In a second stunning and monumental blunder to hit the accounting firm today, PriceWaterhouseCoopers is admitting that the wrong winner of the United States presidential race was announced last November. The accounting firm is now revealing that they handed the wrong envelopes to election officials in several key battleground states. “We actually mixed…

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Cat born with thumbs fills owners’ hearts with love, terror

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Cat born with thumbs fills owners’ hearts with love, terror

Lepreau — Gabby the tabby is just like any other house cat that you’ve ever met — except for one pointed difference that sticks out like a sore thumb. The New Brunswick feline was born with a genetic abnormality that literally gives her a leg up on every other cat in history. The kitten, belonging…

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Many starting to suspect that groundhogs know jack squat about weather

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Many starting to suspect that groundhogs know jack squat about weather

Shubenacadie — As Maritimers grit their collective teeth and squint into the driving sleet of the third major snow event in a week, many are beginning to suspect that groundhogs can’t forecast the location of their hindquarters with both paws. On Feb. 2, local groundhog celebrity Shubenacadie Sam purportedly released his annual springtime forecast. To the relief of…

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Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow!

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow!

Maritimes —  Snow snow snow snow snow snow, snow snow snow snow snow snow snow. Snow snow snow snow snow, snow snow snow. Snow snow snowman snow, snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow — snow. Snow snow snow snow, snow snow snow snow snow windchill snow. Snow Snow snow snow snow snow, snow…

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Seagull hunting now legal within Saint John city limits

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Seagull hunting now legal within Saint John city limits

Saint John — Starting this spring in the Port City, a gull in the hand is will be worth two in the bush — about $20 more actually. However, some in Saint John are calling it a bird-brained idea. The Department of Energy and Resources Development announced today that as of March 1, seagull hunting will…

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Right-wing wants to ban Christian immigrants to Canada

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Right-wing wants to ban Christian immigrants to Canada

Rogersville — In the wake of the tragic shooting at a Quebec City on Sunday evening, right-wing activists are pressuring Ottawa to implement a ban on immigrants from Christian countries for the next 90 days. “We know the shooter at the mosque called himself a Christian crusader and he had a lot of Christian associates who…

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