Deer demand humans calm the hell down

fawnFrom Shawn on “The Manatee”: Deer demand humans calm the hell down

Kennebecasis Valley — As the last of winter’s snow melts away, deer are out of the woods and roaming around the homesteads of the Kennebecasis Valley. As the citizens of Hampton, Quispamsis and Rothesay again raise the alarm about deer on roadways and in their gardens, local deer have a message for the humans: “Leave…

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Corridor Resources stops fracking, harvesting methane from manure instead

cowFrom Shawn on “The Manatee”: Corridor Resources stops fracking, harvesting methane from manure instead

Sussex — Be careful where you step around the pastures near Sussex; you just might get your boots covered in fuel for the newest energy innovation — and that’s no bull. In response to the Gallant government’s fracking moratorium, Corridor Resources announced today that they will cease operations at all natural gas wells near Sussex and… 

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God happy to no longer attend boring city council meetings

godFrom Shawn on “The Manatee”: God happy to no longer attend boring city council meetings

Heaven — Omnipotent beings are going to have a little more time on their hands, courtesy of Canada’s Supreme Court. Last week, the Supreme Court of Canada decided the town of Saguenay, Que., must stop reciting a prayer at the start of council meetings. Despite the ardent objections from faithful Christians, God told The Manatee that… 

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New Brunswick health minister unhappy about Horizon CEO’s Instagram profile

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From Shawn on “The Manatee”: New Brunswick health minister unhappy about Horizon CEO’s Instagram profile

Fredericton — Just days after Horizon Health Network CEO John McGarry caused a stir with his tweets about the state of New Brunswick healthcare, he is again making waves on social media with his latest series of posts. On April 3, McGarry (@JohnCEOHorizon) tweeted a plea to the public: “Horizon Health network called for urgent… 

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Liberals to close all schools over next 5 years, eliminate schoolbuses

LiberalSchoolCloseFrom Shawn on “The Manatee”: Liberals to close all schools over next 5 years, eliminate schoolbuses

New Brunswick — Starting this year in New Brunswick, when school’s out for summer, school’s out forever. In an effort to address the structural deficit and growing debt, The Manatee has learned that the Gallant government intends to announce the closing of all public schools in the province over the next 5 years. The public school… 

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